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[skinstitch]

birthday.

[wincon]

birthday?

[ even if it was close enough to occur to him that it's his, he would probably be evasive. ]

[skinstitch]

what, do you think you were an immaculate conception and just appeared on the earth one day?

[wincon]

[ mmmf. ]

what do you know about my birthday?

[skinstitch]

more than you do, apparently.

[wincon]

why do you know anything at all?

[skinstitch]

i'm a fancy jack.

[wincon]

aren't there better things you could be doing as a fancy jack?

[skinstitch]

like getting you a gift? i'm trying.

[wincon]

not what I meant.
it's not like I've gotten you anything before.

[skinstitch]

does that bother you?

[wincon]

I guess
if you've decided that birthdays are special and all for whatever reason.

[skinstitch]

just some of them are.

don't think we'll ever get the chance to do shit like this back home.
so might as well make the most of it, if we're stuck in this shithole.

[wincon]

so you want me to choose a gift

[skinstitch]

sure. whatever you want.

[wincon]

"whatever"
aren't you worried I'll want a champagne pyramid and a palanquin escort?

[skinstitch]

the champagne pyramid is fine but i don't know what the fuck a palanquin is.

[wincon]

like pallbearers, but instead of carrying a coffin they're carrying someone in a fancy carriage thing

[skinstitch]

a coffin would be more fun. we could sleep in it after.

[wincon]

I thought it was my birthday
are you missing sleeping in shitty cramped rooms with me?

[skinstitch]

okay, okay. you want me to carry you on your little throne, i can try it.

[wincon]

I was more picturing spending your fancy jack wealth on some henchmen
I'll cross that one off if you actually try to carry me though

[skinstitch]

gonna give you the personal pala-whatever experience and throw you over my shoulder.

[wincon]

what happened to "whatever I want"?
I'll allow it if you can actually pull it off
at least take me over the threshold, ok?

[skinstitch]

i can do it. but only if that's what you want.