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[wincon]

"whatever"
aren't you worried I'll want a champagne pyramid and a palanquin escort?

[skinstitch]

the champagne pyramid is fine but i don't know what the fuck a palanquin is.

[wincon]

like pallbearers, but instead of carrying a coffin they're carrying someone in a fancy carriage thing

[skinstitch]

a coffin would be more fun. we could sleep in it after.

[wincon]

I thought it was my birthday
are you missing sleeping in shitty cramped rooms with me?

[skinstitch]

okay, okay. you want me to carry you on your little throne, i can try it.

[wincon]

I was more picturing spending your fancy jack wealth on some henchmen
I'll cross that one off if you actually try to carry me though

[skinstitch]

gonna give you the personal pala-whatever experience and throw you over my shoulder.

[wincon]

what happened to "whatever I want"?
I'll allow it if you can actually pull it off
at least take me over the threshold, ok?

[skinstitch]

i can do it. but only if that's what you want.

[wincon]

then how about carrying me nicely?

[skinstitch]

define nicely, so i don't get it wrong.

1/2

[wincon]

like this

2/2

[wincon]

but I'll compromise on a bridal carry

[skinstitch]

...did you fucking draw that
i look hotter than i should

[wincon]

I couldn't find an accurate image

[ if he's imagined huffing here, that wouldn't be wrong. ]

so which one are you gonna do for me?

[skinstitch]

i think i can do your picture. we'll try it.
you want a cape and everything, to be extra fancy?

[wincon]

where are you gonna get a cape?

[ it doesn't scream "sex" enough that he thinks they'd stock it... ]

[skinstitch]

they have all kinds of stupid costumes here. should be easy.

[wincon]

costume capes? you want me to look like some hero knock-off?

[skinstitch]

dunno, you looked nice in that red cloak thing, mister grand commander.

[wincon]

fine fine
pick out something nice for me

[skinstitch]

you got it. i'll be there to pick the birthday boy up bright and early.

( so, you know, 2pm. )

[wincon]

my birthday starts at midnight

[skinstitch]

you need to be carried somewhere at midnight?