it was the horny maiden portrait. the other dude u were with that broke the elevator, i ran into him later and got the story out of him. next time i took an elevator i razzed her abt it and she got me too.
( that's... a reasonably truthful approximation of what happened, actually. )
i feel like i need to be very, very clear when i say: for legal purposes that was a joke
please do not try to set the portrait on fire im p sure ppl with less restraint and more firepower than me would've tried already w/what is clearly no luck
i mean, if some random 'npc if u bought 'em on wish' motherfucker can cause that much ruckus... kinda makes sense why there's a bunch of ppl who've been trapped here for an indefinite amount of time.
either that or we get brainwashed directly proportionate to how many hot beef injections we get ourselves while we're here
i'd say smth crude abt pussy too but there's like 2 adult women here that i've seen so im like, fuck if i know man, guess i'm dudes only by design now???
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what's that gotta do with me
[ aside from the unrelenting hornies perhaps... ]
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i will take it once more from the top:
i wanted to check up on u bc i realized in hindsight that was prob what was going on w/you too
and to commiserate bc it sucked!!
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what's the connection
horny shit happens here all the time
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everything here is fucking cursed
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it was the horny maiden portrait. the other dude u were with that broke the elevator, i ran into him later and got the story out of him. next time i took an elevator i razzed her abt it and she got me too.
( that's... a reasonably truthful approximation of what happened, actually. )
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so did it burn?
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please do not try to set the portrait on fire im p sure ppl with less restraint and more firepower than me would've tried already w/what is clearly no luck
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sounds like you could've solved your curse problem sooner
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sure puts some shit abt this place in perspective tho.
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either that or we get brainwashed directly proportionate to how many hot beef injections we get ourselves while we're here
i'd say smth crude abt pussy too but there's like 2 adult women here that i've seen so im like, fuck if i know man, guess i'm dudes only by design now???
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do u like music
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[ this is mr certified "has no likes" on his character profile. ]
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puppies?
setting ppl on fire??
im gonna land on smth eventually
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degas' ballerinas
stargazing
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