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[wincon]

[ he wants to leave you on read soooo bad and he will. for awhile. hopefully long enough for Cy to try it himself. ]

tell me if you find out

[hallowing]

u are a candy coated crabapple cockbite hth.

but also: are u doing aight

[wincon]

save the dirty talk

can always think of a few ways I could be better

[hallowing]

does one of those ways involve stabbing me or does that just put us right back to the dirty talk

[wincon]

would that make you get lost for good

[hallowing]

why do u hate happiness 😭😭😭

[wincon]

your happiness isn't my problem

[hallowing]

who said i meant mine? 😌😌

anyway. are u uncursed yet??

[wincon]

anyone else's isn't my problem either

[ *untrue. but the exceptions are so few it may as well not matter. ]

my libido is normal now, if that's what you're asking

[ wym curse? pshhht ]

[hallowing]

i meant urs, dummy. sorry u are too busy LARPing a byronic trope to notice

ok 👍🏻

i got hit too that shit was not cool, mother of fuck.

[wincon]

this makes me the opposite of happy

[ SIGHS... only because he thinks curses might be relevant- ]

what do you mean you got hit

[hallowing]

yet here u are, still holding a conversation w/my charming self. do i detect a whiff of masochism at work? just me??

i mean i went and pissed her off too. the Curse of the Unrelenting Hornies came @ me like the wrath of god.

no bueno, ftr.

[wincon]

[ if he has to respond to that first part he will Just Hang Up. ]

what's that gotta do with me

[ aside from the unrelenting hornies perhaps... ]

[hallowing]

why are u just a suspicious feral cat in human form actually.

i will take it once more from the top:

i wanted to check up on u bc i realized in hindsight that was prob what was going on w/you too

and to commiserate bc it sucked!!

[wincon]

[ He pissed off a girl??? ]

what's the connection
horny shit happens here all the time

[hallowing]

wait do u not know what caused it

[wincon]

how am I supposed to
everything here is fucking cursed

[hallowing]

h'awkward.

it was the horny maiden portrait. the other dude u were with that broke the elevator, i ran into him later and got the story out of him. next time i took an elevator i razzed her abt it and she got me too.

（ that's... a reasonably truthful approximation of what happened, actually. ）

[wincon]

[ pause as he processes this... tmw the talking portrait you ended up pretty much Totally Ignoring can do some fuckshit. ]

so did it burn?

[hallowing]

i feel like i need to be very, very clear when i say: for legal purposes that was a joke

please do not try to set the portrait on fire im p sure ppl with less restraint and more firepower than me would've tried already w/what is clearly no luck

[wincon]

[ Cy is probably right--even his own attacks had been repelled, somehow--but that doesn't make him just accept it... ]

sounds like you could've solved your curse problem sooner

[hallowing]

eh, a week of being horny and unsatisfied ain't no thang.

sure puts some shit abt this place in perspective tho.

[wincon]

what perspective?

[hallowing]

i mean, if some random 'npc if u bought 'em on wish' motherfucker can cause that much ruckus... kinda makes sense why there's a bunch of ppl who've been trapped here for an indefinite amount of time.

[wincon]

so our chances look bleak if no one can even take out a talking portrait huh