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[wincon]

do you really expect they're gonna be selling anything other sexy cat sexy tree sexy stoplight sexy hot dog sexy tv remote

if I'm getting dressed up to go all the way there I think I deserve at least a warm welcome

1/2

[erbe]

[SEXY TV REMOTE? She almost spit-takes at his reply.]

[erbe]

Fine. Let's negotiate.

1. What do you WANT to go as?
2. How warm?

[wincon]

1. headless horseman [ how serious is he... maybe more than one would expect. ]
2. a drink and shit-talk about all those people you don't get along with

[erbe]

1. Too easy. Imagine how many "giving you head" jokes you'll get

2. You set the bar pretty low, how can I decline? I'll allow you one extra request when you see what they have available. After that I hope to fleece some drunk idiots if you don't mind.

[wincon]

1. what about it is easy
aside from putting card swapping on easy mode

2. you wanna get booked for a session of apple bobbing or something

[erbe]

1. Don't you think that if you hear that too many times through the night it'll get boring? Especially if they're just mocking and not actually interested.

2. If I'm going to drag you to a party I might as well make sure get something out of it. It's my responsibility to make sure it breaks even.

[wincon]

1. most people are repetitive or cowardly, or both. I've dealt with it.
but what I'm getting is that you don't like the idea, huh?

2. count the extra toward me paying you off

[erbe]

1. It's true. I'd rather your costume be something that works with what you've got rather than something generic and boring.

2. You've already got an installment plan on that one. After all you have to come up to my room to let me try it out now-and-again, right?

[wincon]

generic?? how many kids did you know who rode horses to halloween, huh

I don't like parties
dunno what else you think we'll find there to break even

[erbe]

You won't be riding a horse to the party either, unless you've got a friend into pony play. Why not do something that shows off your body?

Just make note of what you see when you get there and tell me if it interests you! Maybe you'll want to play the games, or see if you like the Haunted House, or maybe we can even scare a few people together. If it still isn't enough just consider it on a tab and cash in later. You know how to find me.

[wincon]

[ why ruin his dreams like that smh ]

if you're gonna suggest scaring people, shouldn't the costume actually be scary?

[erbe]

A jumpscare doesn't necessarily require the subject itself to be especially scary. We can go for something slightly unsettling.

[wincon]

jumpscares are the definition of generic

[erbe]

Don't make me utilize that hair to make you a Sexy Samoyed.

[wincon]

that would turn out more scary than sexy
other than that what's your idea for slightly unsettling then?

[erbe]

If we manage to agree on anything with props like wings or extra limbs I could cast a small illusion to make them act and look more lifelike.

[wincon]

wings and limbs?
like what, a demon?

[erbe]

I'm going as a type of demon, so maybe not. Birds have wings, insects can have one or both.

[The last thing she needs is for them to show up in matching costumes. She's sure that she wouldn't live it down.]

[wincon]

what's any of that got to do with working with what I've got

[erbe]

Isn't it obvious? You could go as a white feathered harpy or even a mothman with that hair of yours. You even have enough upper body strength to make wings believable.

[wincon]

none of that stuff is scary

[ he's stuck on this. ]

[erbe]

And a headless horseman costume would be? I doubt it.

Better off going for something grotesque if you want scary in this day and age.

[wincon]

it would be both if I could lop off my head but I haven't tried that yet

[erbe]

WHAT THE HELL MAKES YOU THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA?!